34-year-old man suffers stroke after raping wife’s 15-year-old niece

A thirty-four-year-old man, Kingsley Agbini, has developed stroke after he allegedly raped his wife’s niece, identified as Comfort in his house at Agbarho community in Ughelli North Local Council of Delta State.

 

Agbini, who is still recuperating from his stroke, is said to have admitted to committing the offence, stating that he developed the ailment after his escapades with Comfort on December 12, 2016 was brought to the knowledge of his wife.

 

In his confession, Agbini said: “It was a strong tempto rape my wife’s niece.”

 

Already, his wife, Grace, 28, has packed out of the house with their 10-month-old baby as a result of the act. He is, however, pleading for her return for settlement, saying “it was a temptation. I don’t understand how it happened.”

It was gathered that Agbini had consistently raped the 15-year-old girl without the knowledge of his wife. Trouble started for Agbini after he last raped the girl on December 12. 

Pained by the ugly incident, Comfort informed some elderly people, who disclosed the act to her aunt, Grace. When Grace confronted her husband with the allegation, he instead allegedly threatened to kill her.

“‘Doggy’ Style Causes Cancer & Stroke”, Says Health Minister, Motsoaledi.

South Africa’s Minister of Health, Aaron Motsoaledi, has made a shocking discovery after three years of grueling research!

 

It appears the Minister has found the cure for stroke and cancer—and he says, the antidote to these high death causing diseases resides in our sexual desires.

 

Speaking to The Insider, The 58-year-old former Limpopo MEC said he had started the study after noticing that there had been increased cases of stroke and cancer in South Africa which is due to citizens’ untamed obsession with the sexually exhilarating and yet dangerous style; doggy.

 

Asked to explain the connection between this style and cancer or stroke, he said that during his research, he found out that the high pumping of blood during s_ex, when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the legs which ultimately causes stroke.

 

On cancer, he said; “One of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness. The most energy consuming and stressful sexual position for men is doggy, hence the connection is more than clear.”

 

Motsoaledi advised that, occasional doggy style like only on Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but enjoying that each night is suicidal, the reason why South African married men die and leave their wives a lot these days.

 

The Minister said that a full statement on the Ministry’s website, “Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the results of the full research on the Ministry website, www.doh.gov.za”

 

He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw this style.

 

More to follow…