1. Forget asking you out to a specific place at a specific time, any text at all, no matter how miniscule and single-syllabled counts as a win.

2. Infantilisation is, like, SO adorable because, like, what girl doesn’t want her boyfriend to remind her of her dad? There’s literally nothing creepy about that. At all.

3. A stranger calls me Princess? I die.

4. Men have set expectations so low that they’ve managed to trick some women into thinking an insult is actually a compliment. It’s genius really…

5. No idea what this man wants to call about, but the fact that he is willing to use up at least three of his unlimited free minutes talking to me must indicate that I am supremely important to him. #blessed.

6. If you’ve worked out how to get a man to think about you beyond Saturday night/Sunday morning, could you let the rest of us pathetic losers know?

7. Are we still dating guys who play video games?

8. Oh yep, apparently we are.

9. Seriously? Sorry, no we have to draw the line here.

10. Okay, this one we can definitely get on board with.

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