#Pausibility: Adulation For That Lagos Boy by Adebayo Coker

Let me start by wishing you a Happy New Year. Many things in your life will be turned around for good and you will record greater achievements this year; albeit you have to make the right decisions.

I had wanted to drop this piece last week but felt it would be more appropriate for the start of a new year.

I had looked through the stream of politicians we have around here and decided to celebrate just one that has a semblance of Santa Claus; a miracle worker.

I remember clearly in 2011 when an array of political juggernauts lined up, jostling for the most exalted political office in this state of Aquatic Splendour, how he said during one of the debates, “I am the youngest amongst the boys here…”. None of us could have imagined that he would be an achiever and a pacesetter much so that even his peers refer to him as ‘Class Captain’. Not even the devil can deny his good service to the state, the nation, and the world at large.

I had thought there can never be a sane solution to the menace of street urchins in downtown Oshodi and other places; but when this Lagos boy arrived on the scene, he made life sanely safe for all of us to the extent that one can now hold picnics at those places that one would not have dared to walk through prior to his arrival.

He brought relative sanity to Lagos roads through the creation of traffic management agencies and directorates. Though LASTMA officials are some of the most compromised individuals, but overall, they can be ranked amongst the most hardworking government officials you find anywhere in the world, having been helpful in maintaining law and order on our roads.

I see no reason why I should not talk about this gentleman of the law because during his tenure, the way of life of Lagos residents witnessed recognizable changes; an average Lagosian is now aware of the punishment that goes with any act of dereliction. It has become a taboo for Lagosians to drop dirt on the street let alone dump refuse in the drainage. You don’t cross the expressway nor walk on lawns maintained by the state; you do so at your own peril… no be force o! He wouldn’t have been questioned if he had claimed to have a ‘somewhat’ PhD. Sound and competent.

My personal experience at Massey Children Hospital when my son was treated for high bilirubin can never be forgotten. I had gone from one hospital to another, even to the almighty LUTH where my son’s future was almost looted by the crass behavior of the administration and the doctors there. Even though I was a novice in nursing, I could tell that my boy was not being properly attended to. But when I got to Massey, I was swept off my feet by the speedy and effective service he enjoyed, especially when I discovered that it was a non fee paying facility, all the way. What would have happened if Ebola had come through Aso Rock is best left to imagination because I know the whole cabinet combined lack the intelligence and competence expected of visionary leadership that our Lagos boy sufficiently displays.

Each time I drive on Lagos roads at night, I rarely need my headlamps to get to destination because the roads are well lit; not forgetting that I may not bother about winding up my glass because the fetidness from waste has been curtailed. So safe are the roads that I won’t have to bother about my phone being snatched by hoodlums parading as hawkers in the traffic, thanks to tanks of the Rapid Response Squad strategically stationed. The security of lives and property is far better than it was in the past.

This page cannot contain what I have to say but I urge you to look around your environment, I bet you cannot doubt that you are living a better life than you had before his arrival.

Though you will be vacating the office of the Governor of Lagos state come May 29th 2015, this state, these people, this nation will  never forget you. Wherever you go and whatever you do, the peace of the almighty God will be with you and your family. Your leadership radiates through the nooks and crannies of this terrain of yours.

I must commend your good wife as well because never did she bring any disgrace to you and upon us. She is a rare gem in the real sense of it. Kudos!

You are just one ‘politician’ that I pray for at all times.

Photo Credit: Vanguard Newspaper

Babatunde Raji Fashola, I always pray for you.

 

#Pausibility: Excuse Me! This is a Secular State. -Adebayo Coker

My good friend and brother, Jeff Underwood asked me earlier in the week if I’m considering posting any other thing on my blog apart from politics. It’s a good question as I have asked myself the same over and again; in fact, I attempted being apolitical on my blog sometime back but to tell you the truth, there is no way one would demand change in this clime without being political, a passivist or Dokubo-like, especially with the rodents that parade themselves as leaders because people with good brains lack the will to offer themselves for service. We must start considering our stance. Enough said.

The Government of the Federation or of a State shall not adopt any religion as State Religion.

Section 10 of the 1999 Constitution of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

The motto of the Federal Republic of Nigeria shall be Unity and Faith, Peace and Progress. Accordingly, national integration shall be actively encouraged, whilst discrimination on the grounds of place of origin, sex, religion, status, ethnic or linguistic association or ties shall be prohibited.

                          Section 15; subsections 1 and 2 of The 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

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The continued bruiting of Muslim-Muslim ticket by the APC is becoming more interesting day by day. How? I believe some will ask.

I have always and will continue to be an advocate of LET THE BEST CANDIDATE(S) WIN. From the days of PDP zoning formula to these days of religious hegemony, I still maintain my stance. I got thrown aback when people that I strongly hoped would be in the forefront  of advancing the cause of Constitutionalism are the ones going to town to peddle the worst from their sickened imagination. The party in question has not publicly announced or presented any candidate, either for the State or Federal, then where did this campaign of APC promoting Mohammedanism come from?

Should it ever happen that any good party presents credible Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates that happen to practice the same religion, of what relevance is their religion to me if there will be deliverables from their governance? What value has the occupation of the office of the President of Nigeria by ‘the pious gentleman’ added to me as a Christian ever since he has been in the office? His maladroitness has brought all of us a big shame across religion divides, except for the few ones that still drink from the empty CAN.

Fashola is one gentleman that I will praise-sing anytime, any day because I see the results of his occupation of the Round House. Should I badmouth this ‘correct guy’ just because he is a Muslim? Had Lagosians  been so dumb to have rejected this young man in 2007 on the basis of his religion, is it not possible that  we would be crawling on our knees in the development theatre by now?

Let me quickly sound a note of warning to APC at this juncture: Whatever political permutation you plan to engage that’ll not result into the emergence of BRF as a running mate at worst in the next Presidential Election, then count your party as losing a vote already; my vote.

Why this politics of religion in our land? What you and I need is good leadership. To me it doesn’t matter if he or she is an atheist (I’m sure my Pastor will organize a deliverance session if he happens to read the last statement) I bet you religiosity is totally different from godliness. One is a mere ceremony, the other is LIVING.

However, far and beyond worshiping God within a constructed frame, or hitting your head on the ground in His worship because you want your religion to be seen as superb, while your heart is filled with so much hatred and thirst for blood, try to know that your heart should be His throne because that is the sanctuary God inhabits, and not your religion, just as it has been from the days of old.

Judas Iscariot was always with Jesus Christ, yet he sold his master for some ‘sikini money’. Jang, Akpabio, Uduaghan, Dickson, Orji, Sullivan and co, are all Christians, yet they won’t agree to the result of a simple majority vote.

I believe by now all leaders should look towards Zambezi Area (Zambia) and learn from the newest case of what money cannot buy.

This is a secular state; please don’t come here with that stupid politics.

To The Synagogue

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I heard a lawyer has applied for a Stay of Proceedings against the state, to bar it from continuing its Inquest into the Synagogue building collapse. How I wish that such lawyers or members of their families were victims of that building collapse so that they will have a first-hand experience to defend The Synagogue so well.

 

Adebayo Coker is the author of Societal Fragments, A Man Like Me: Noteography Of A Father To His Son, and Wobbled Words.

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