- “I won the lottery.”
- “You are the best person in the world.”
- “I’m angry about something and I’m about to tell you exactly what I’m angry about.”
- “I literally don’t care how much time you spend away from me.”
- “Hey, real quick, can you spend the next hour and a half explaining this really nerdy and inconsequential thing to me?”
- “I think my boobs got bigger.”
- “I’m proud of you.”
- “I didn’t believe in true love until I met you.”
- “Let’s have sex.”
- “I just got a job as a professional food critic so I guess we’re going to be eating out a lot more.”
- “I can’t stay mad at you.”
- “I think I’m going to start walking around the house naked more.”
- “I’m going out for drinks with my friends and you don’t have to come.”
- “I made bacon.”
- “I’ve decided I’m not going to put on this Justin Bieber track a third time. I’m done with it.”
- “I have a bunch of really important and stressful things I want to talk about but I know you’re going to bed so I’m going to save them for tomorrow.”
- “I support you no matter what.”
- “I think you should turn this room into a man cave.”
- “There’s nowhere else I’d rather be than with you.”
- “Look! A magic lamp!”
- “I just won free pizza for life.”
- “Hey, I think tonight we should try anal.”
- “Oh, you’re sick? I believe you and I don’t think you’re being a baby about it.”
- “Definitely grow your hair and beard out as long as you want. I love when you look unkempt. It’s sexy.”
Credit: Cosmopolitan
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