As I drive my Ferrari, you know where I’m heading already. I’m going to join Jonathan, Dangote, Prodigal Fayose, Stupid Orubebe and others to congratulate the latest world celebrities who made history and whose record will not be fast forgotten.

I first took a quick stop at Abuja and I have to park my ‘Ferrari’ in a safe haven in the National Collation centre in Abuja after a long drive from Sango-otta, take a full can of ‘origin’ so I can be high like Orubebe but this time not to disrupt results announcement but as an ordinary Nigerian, to be able to beat the security, gain press attention and do nothing but say ‘Thank you Professor Jega for conducting a free, fair and credible polls in Nigeria. God bless you.
May your children enjoy you. Big ups to you. Bye’.

I must rush to the parking lot to see if my ‘Ferrari’ has not been tampered with cos even when I travelled from Sango to Abuja, it was very fast yet without any scratch on my car. I won’t allow some nonentities make me spend wrongly on repairs.

I’m driving to Katsina to see GMB and Prof Osibanjo but about 30 minutes to his Katsina bungalow, news reached me that its like he is in APC National HQ with party chieftains. I’m not giving up. I must see GMB. I reversed my ‘Ferrari’ while driving recklessly to make sure I’m earlier than some new folks coming to congratulate the General on
his victory. You know Nigerians now, we don’t see potentials, we associate most with success. Did Dangote have Buhari’s time while campaigning, he had the time when he won.’Lol’

Thank God I got in earlier. You need to see the number of ‘Friends of Party’ (FOP) present, everyone dancing and jubilating GMB’s victory. I can’t be distracted, I said. I made my way to the stairs, as I climbed, I uttered congratulations to all I met at the stairs until I finally entered the room where I met Amaechi, Fayemi, Lai Mohammed, Tinubu, John Oyegun, GMB, Prof Osibanjo and other party chieftains smiling profusely. It was like a laughing gas cylinder got burst in the room.

I also joined as the laugh was contagious. I was still laughing when I recalled I had my ‘Ferrari’ outdoor and the jubilation peeps can harm my expensive car and I considered the distance I still have to travel back. I made my way to sit beside the General. I was about to say, ‘sir, I’m very glad that… He cut in quickly, ‘Thank God…thank my
party leader first, Chief Tinubu. I quickly prostrated to him since they were all together, I said, ‘Chief! Thank you for supporting Sai Baba, we know the anticipated change is here’. He just pat me while I Rushed back to GMB.

While with GMB, I couldn’t help but burst into tears getting very emotional. The whole house noticed and got concerned though most were surprised. Fayemi, a very caring man drew me closer and enquired from me as to why I was shedding tears when I should be popping champaign. I said, …sir, I’m thinking of the next four years, I’m thinking of the level of decay in the system and what GMB can do to restore sanity and eject impunity. Can corruption be erased in Nigeria? I was rolling out all my heartfelt questions’.

GMB looked at me, he was going to answer me…..I heard, Femi, Wake up or you will be late for school, it was until then that I realised it was all a dream* Really, this is fictitious but for me, I’m particular about change, positive change not just change of power. It can happen but can we have a blueprint of how to go about it. The time is now!

This article was originally written by
‘Femi-Royal, He writes from Sango otta.

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