On Monday, Lionel Messi started following Chelsea. And then the soccer world went berserk.
The context of this impossibly minor 21st-century occurrence – Man Follows Something on Social Media! – does indeed add some levity. Although Messi is a one-club man – unless you count his exploits with Newell’s Old Boys back in Argentina before he hit puberty – Messi is said to be unhappy in Catalonia. How anybody would actually know this is unclear since Messi never ever speaks to anyone about anything. (He was so shy when he arrived in Spain that his teammates thought he was a mute for several months.)
But things are not well at Barcelona. New manager Luis Enrique has introduced a new, more direct style – getting further away from the tiki-taka, HORROR OF HORRORS – which doesn’t seem to suit Messi as well. On Sunday, Barca lost its third game of the league season at Real Sociedad. Messi sat for the first half. On Monday, he skipped practice with something written off as stomach trouble of some kind kind. Funnily enough, club stalwart Xavi had said only a few days prior that gastroenteritis is typically an excuse for some other issue.
Now consider that last November, the avid 27-year-old collector of ancient goal-scoring records had said that he wasn’t sure if he’d finish out his career with Barcelona. He was apparently angry about its handling of his tax fraud case and that new arrival Neymar was rumored to be making about the same amount of money as he was.
Nevertheless, this appears to he just another calculated ploy by Messi’s conniving camp. The tiny maestro has strong-armed the club into extending – and upgrading – his contract in each of the last two seasons, even though his original deal still ran until 2016. With his latest deal signed last May, he is now under contract until 2019, with a buyout clause of some $300 million – about 2½ times the world record fee paid by Real for Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale.
Consider also that Messi is literally and figuratively irreplaceable for Barca. Figuratively, because he is Messi. Literally, because the club is banned from buying new players until 2016 for wrongdoings in recruiting underage players like, erm, Messi.
This, then, is probably a play of some sort by Messi’s people, trying to get something done that we might never find out about. Maybe he wanted a better parking spot. Or that corner office.
Besides, you don’t think the hermit-like Messi actually handles his own Instragram account, do you?
Credit: Yahoo News
슈가 러쉬
“…”이렇게 말하지 않아도 괜찮지 만 일단 말하면 Ma Wensheng은 더욱 불확실하고 당황 할 것입니다.
에그 카지노
Zhu Houzhao는 얼굴에 미소를 지으며 “보면 알게 될 것입니다. “라고 흥분했습니다.
레거시 오브 데드
Zhu Houzhao는 그의 얼굴에 기쁨이나 분노를 나타내지 않았고 그것에 익숙해졌습니다. “다음은 무엇입니까?”
레거시 오브 데드
Liu Jian은 이해하고 수업을 떠났습니다. “오늘 우리는 Liaodong Horse Administration에 대해 논의해야합니다 …”
EGGC
나머지 사람들은 모두 이 겸손한 사람을 바라보았습니다. 그는… 반역자입니다! “
슬롯 모아 무료
Jiao Fang은 얼굴에 매우 침착 해 보였지만 갑자기 모든 단어를 말했습니다.
슬롯 게임 무료
Hongzhi 황제는 Fang Jifan을 응시했습니다. “Qing이 나와 함께 할 것입니다.”
슬롯 무료 사이트
Hongzhi 황제는 그것에 대해 생각하고 그 말을 들었을 때 잠시 놀랐습니다.
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카지노 슬롯 머신
장빈은 크게 웃으며 “폐하… 놀라지 않으십니다”라고 말했다.
온라인 슬롯 사이트
“멘토…” 장천은 잠시 멍하니 있다가 급히 말했다.
슬롯 게임 추천
Fang Jifan은 무언가를 기억하는 듯 뒤를 돌아보고 Xu Aoling을 보았습니다.
슬롯 게임 사이트
그 말은… 그냥 아이들 한 무리와 신병 한 무리라는 뜻이 아니었나요?
리액툰즈
Shen Wen의 안색이 바뀌었고 그는 서둘러 말했습니다. “알았어, 알았어, 빌려, 빌릴게.”
그린 벳 토토
Fang Jifan은 그의 어깨를 두드리며 “전하, 능력이 클수록 책임이 커집니다. “라고 말했습니다.
슬롯 머신 777
“이 책을 읽고 나는 전쟁이 결국 장기적인 해결책이 아니라는 것을 깊이 믿게 되었습니다.”
슈가 러쉬
Zhang Xin은 엄숙해 보였고 개인적으로 누군가에게 온실을 해체하라고 명령했고 1 에이커의 감자 밭이 그의 눈앞에 나타났습니다.
넷마블 슬롯
Warrior Bian은 고개를 끄덕였습니다. “물론입니다. 노인이 말한 것을 이해하지 못합니까?”
문 프린세스
가장 짧은 시간에 계산된 것은 이 멍청한 Sun Xiao만큼 정확했습니다.
You’ve done a fantastic job of breaking down this topic. Thanks for the clarity!