VIDEO: Watch Pastor in Ghana claim he can enlarge penises by massaging them.

And here you thought South Africa’s pastor of Doom who claimed he can spiritually heal his congregants by spraying them in the face with insect killer was the craziest religious nutjob on the continent.


Well he can sit down because a bishop in Ghana is claiming his faith can enlarge the penises of men in his congregation just by cupping their manhood.


Oh and he also can make women’s breasts bigger apparently by touching them.


According to his own TV channel, Daniel Obinim of the International God’s Way Church says “What do you want that I can’t offer? If you want big buttocks, I can do it for you.


If you want big breasts, I can help. If you have a small manhood, I can change them all when I come to the spiritual realm.”


Check him in action below:

Husband chops off his own penis after his wife wouldn’t have sex with him.

A sexually frustrated husband, who claims his wife had not slept with him in a decade, has taken matters into his own hands in a bizarre manner.

Ghasi Ram, 37, from India, cut off his own penis after losing his cool.

He had come home drunk and started pestering his wife Manjhri Devi, 34, for sex.

PIC FROM Caters News - (PICTURED: Ghasi Ram lay in pain) - A sexually frustrated man has chopped off his own genitals with a kitchen knife after cliaiming his wife hadn't slept with him for over a decade. Ghasi Ram, 37, from India, came home drunk and started pestering his wife Manjhri Devi, 34, for sex. But when she kept turning down his demands, the father of three lost his cool. In a fit of rage, he ran to the kitchen and stormed out with a knife in hand and before Manjhri could understand what was happening, he sliced off his manhood and collapsed on the floor.  SEE CATERS COPY.

The shocking incident took place in a village in Uttar Pradesh in northern India.

Manjhri said: ‘He would come home drinking every night and never listened to me or cared for me.

‘I just simply said no to him as he was drunk and I was very angry with him. Now he is blaming me for all this when I have done nothing.’

Her husband told reporters: ‘I was frustrated. We have not had sex for the last ten or twelve years.

‘She would never make love to me. She will not sit close to me and always refuses my demands.’

No complaint has been filed with the police in the case.

Man’s penis amputated after being for four days in bottle he used as sex toy.

A man has had to have his penis amputated after using a bottle as a sex toy and getting it stuck for four days.

The 50-year-old man used a plastic bottle as a sex aid, according to a surgeon who operated on him, but was too embarrassed to get help.

Four days later he was suffering from necrosis – his penis was black and decaying – and had no choice but to go to hospital.

Dr Dennis Chirinos said the man will never have sex again as a result of the operation in Honduras.

He said he had repositioned the patient’s urethra so that he can urinate. He also warned that necrosis starts within four hours.

Dr Chirinos told HSH Television Digital: ‘It’s a strange case, it’s happened before, bit it’s still strange.

‘We had a 50-year-old patient, that, because he didn’t have a girlfriend or a wife, wanted to relieve his sexual frustration.

‘So he put his penis in a bottle and this caused the death and necrosis of the penis.

‘When he arrived four days later we had to amputate the penis completely because it was completely dead.

‘When you put your penis into a bottle it causes a constriction in the blood vessels of the penis and within four hours you can lose the penis.

‘This is an embarrassing emergency. The situation with this patient it that he didn’t get the medical attention in time and this caused the penis to begin to decay and die completely.

‘There was no choice but to completely remove the penis.

‘It wasn’t just the case here that it had died, it had gone completely black and had begun to decay. The necrosis was very severe.’

Dr Chirinos has taken the opportunity to remind men to keep their penis, particularly behind the foreskin, clean in order to prevent infection or diseases that could develop into cancer.

He added, according to La Prensa, that the penis should be cleaned three times a day and after sex to reduce the chances of problems arising.

Good Penis Hygiene: How to keep your Penis clean and odour-free.

Gently wash the penis with warm water each day when you’re having a shower or bath. If you have a foreskin, pull it back gently and wash underneath.

If you don’t wash underneath the foreskin correctly, a cheesy-looking substance called smegma may begin to gather.

Smegma is a natural lubricant that keeps the penis moist. It’s found on the head of the penis and under the foreskin.

If smegma builds up in the foreskin, it can start to smell, stop you easily pulling your foreskin back and become a breeding ground for bacteria. This can cause redness and swelling of the head of your penis, called balanitis.


Don’t forget your balls!


Don’t forget to clean the base of the penis and the testicles, where sweat and hair can combine to produce a strong smell, just as unpleasant as in your armpits.

These areas need frequent washing to stop sweat from accumulating, especially as they are enclosed in underwear for most of the day.

Make sure the area between the base of the testicles and the anus is also clean and odour-free.

While you’re down there, it’s a good idea to check your testicles for lumps once a month after a warm bath or shower.

Alleged Rapist Says His Penis Is Too Small To Rape Anyone

Jacques “Porkchop” Rouschop of Canada is currently on trial for allegedly sexually assaulting and choking two sex workers in the back of his pick-up truck in 2013.

On Thursday, his lawyer, Natasha Calvinho, tried a new argument for the jury as Rouschop pleads not guilty: His physical measurements would have prevented him from committing these crimes.

Specifically, Calvinho argued that Rouschop’s hernia “makes it too painful to have sex from behind, his stomach is too large, and his penis is way, way too small,” according to crime reporter Gary Dimmock of the National Post.

The lawyer for the 44-year-old alleged choker-rapist also called a registered nurse to the stand to testify that she had measured Rouschop and that he stands at five feet six inches, with a 66-inch waist, 31-inch thighs, and a one-inch penis (two inches when erect).

Jury members were also given naked photographs of Rouschop during the trial. The Ottawa Citizen reports that according to one of Rouschop’s alleged victims, Rouschop had paid her for oral sex, and when she refused to do more, he flipped her over and choked her — repeatedly asking “Who’s in charge now?” — until she passed out.

Rouschop’s other alleged victim testifies that when she refused to do more than oral sex, Rouschop choked her and raped her from behind, leading her to lose consciousness.

In her arguments, Calvinho is also highlighting the fact that Rouschop, a registered sex offender since 2005, was a prime suspect in the unsolved 2013 murder of sex worker Amy Paul. While he was never charged, “He believes he is the subject of a witch hunt,” Calvinho told the jury.

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Pastor Commits Suicide After Sending Pictures Of His Penis To Church WhatsApp Group

A Pastor with Christ Embassy, Pastor Letsego, has committed suicide after he allegedly sent pictures of his penis to his church Whatsapp Group.

It was gathered that the married pastor who is based in South Africa mistakenly sent a picture of his penis meant for his alleged lover to his church whatsapp group.

The images were captioned: “Wife is away, it’s all yours tonight.”

He then realised his mistake after having hit the send button with congregants expressing shock and outrage over the mishap.

The Pastor reportedly left the group after he realised his mistake.

All calls put through to the pastor by congregants who expressed shock at such acts proved abortive.

The next day, he was found dead, hanging in his rented church house.

One of the pastor’s congregants, who pleaded anonymity said: “Pastor’s antics have always been a cause for concern, he was always seen in the company of one of the deacons named Miriam and we suspected there was more to their friendship than meets the eye.

“Quizzed by his wife and congregants, he would shrug off the allegations and say as a Pastor he was a father to everyone and Miriam was his favourite Daughter.”

According to Live Monitor, efforts made to get a comment from Christ Embassy Officials remains fruitless.

Man Accused Of Chopping Off Penis Of Wife’s Lover

 A doctor said on Thursday that a Vietnamese man is recovering from a penis reattachment operation after the husband of his mistress allegedly sliced off his genitalia.

Dr Nguyen Van-Dong of Bac Giang General Hospital said in Hanoi that the patient’s condition is stable, but it will take some days to learn if the function returns to the victim’s genitals.

He added that adding it took half a day to reattach the penis.

A media report stated that the suspect, 29-year-old Nguyen Van-Huan from Bac Giang Province, began stalking his wife after he suspected that she was having an affair.

It said that he allegedly caught her with an unnamed 32-year-old man at a hotel where he allegedly chopped off the man’s penis.

The report noted that the penis was found two hours later 200 metres away from the hotel after the victim’s relatives convinced Huan to reveal its location.

It said that Huan is now being investigated on charges of “deliberately inflicting injuries’’.

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#Rio2016: Watch How Japanese Pole Vaulter’s Penis Cost Him A Medal

Hiroki Ogita, a Japanese pole vaulter, has two major reasons to be upset after the pole vault qualifications at the Rio Olympics: the 28-year-old failed to make the pole vault finals and he sustained what looked like a serious penis injury.

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Teacher In Trouble For Drawing Huge Penis All Over Student’s Homework

A teacher at Chapin High School in El Paso, Texas is under fire for drawing a picture of a penis on a student’s homework and giving it back to him. Language Arts teacher Kim Juzdowski drew the phallic image because he was dicking around in her class and not learning anything.

Sandra Green, a parent of the student who received the dick grade, said she was shocked when she found the photo on her son’s social media accounts. She emailed the teacher who then reportedly admitted that yes, she drew the penis.

“She admitted to embarrassing the children rather than punishing them,” Green told KVIA. Green said Juzdowski wrote to her ” I’m sorry [your son] took offense and I totally understand if you would like to meet with an administrator and have him moved.”

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Boy ‘Born With 3 Penises’ Undergoes Pioneering Surgery To Leave Him With Just One

A little boy born with three penises in an incredibly rare occurrence has undergone pioneering surgery to correct the abnormality. According to reports, the two-year-old pictured above with his mum suffers from diphallia, a rare condition where a male is born with two penises.

He also had a third penis considered rudimentary, or undeveloped. In addition, the unnamed boy was born without an anus.

However, last month, he went under the knife to correct the physical abnormalities, and his family are now hopeful that he will be able to “lead a normal life”.

The boy, from Jaunpur in Uttar Pradesh, India, was able to pass urine through one of the penises. Only two had erectile tissue, which is responsible for sexual function. He was taken by his mother to Sion Hospital in Mumbai for the six-hour operation. Dr Vishesh Dixit, paediatric surgeon, said: “There was a huge soft boney mass and tissue to which the penises were attached. However, the anus was absent.”

Telling how the mass and rudimentary penis were removed, he added: “The two functional penises were fused into one by wrapping a mass of skin around them.”

He explained that the boy had already undergone a colostomy, where surgeons made an incision in his stomach, enabling him to get rid of waste.

Describing the latest operation, he said: “Further, an anal path was created through the boy’s rectum to facilitate the passage of excreta.”

Providing the surgery to create the anal path proves successful, the incision in the boy’s stomach will be closed in a separate procedure later this month.

Doctors said his sexual function will be and his fertility will not be affected. There have been just 100 cases of diphallia reported since 1609.

Culled from UK Mirror