In Kaduna, Police arraign SSS operative for drunk driving.

The police has arraigned an operative of the State Security Service before a Kaduna Magistrate Court for drunk driving.

The operative, Julius Johnson, was charged with causing a fatal road accident on December 4, 2015 while driving his car along Constitution Road, Kaduna under the influence of alcohol.

According to police prosecutor, Nimze Hinga, Mr. Johnson had hit and severely damaged a Pontiac 2010 model car belonging to one Garba Ahmed.

The cost of repair of the damages to the vehicle was estimated at over N470,000, for which the accused agreed to pay but later defaulted.

The Chief Magistrate, Nasheed Abdullahi, had earlier adjourned the case to Monday for the accused to enter his defence.

Due to the absence of counsel to the plaintiff who is the owner of the car, Sadau Garba, and that of the defendant, T.Y Luka, the judge on Monday adjourned the case to March 6 for continuation of the case.

According to Mr. Ahmed, after the SSS operative was arrested following the accident, he had slept throughout the night on a bench at the Magajin Gari police station because of the heavy influence of alcohol on him.

“He (DSS operative) only knew where he was the next day and was not even aware of his missing service weapon that is still with the police.

“My major concern now is that he has refused to fulfil the written agreement of a N20,000 monthly instalment for the repairs of my car.

“I reported the case to his State Director, yet no tangible measure has been taken against him,” he said.
The service rifle of the operative is being held by the police pending the determination of the court.

My wife is a first class prostitute, a drunk – Man tells court.

An electrician, Ibrahim Ekeolu, on Friday told a Mapo Customary Court, Ibadan that his wife, Taiwo, is a first class prostitute and a drunk.

Ekeolu of Iyemetu-Igosun Areas of Ibadan made the assertion while testifying in a divorce petition institute by his wife against him.

The respondent, who denied the allegations in the petition, accepted the divorce request from his wife.

He said, “Your honour, Taiwo is a first class prostitute who thinks she can continue to fool me.

“Taiwo goes out and return home at anytime she feels, staying two or three months with her parents.

“In this state of constant abandonment, I saw Taiwo cooking very early one morning, she told me that one of her relatives was sick and needed food in the hospital.

“She took the food and I carefully trailed her, I saw her entering an hotel with the food.

“Though, I couldn’t get the room she entered, but I waited until she came out with her concubine and both of them sighted me and they took another direction out.

“Taiwo knew what I was going to do, when she got home, she packed out with most of my belongings.

“Taiwo as a woman is a drunkard, when she returns home late, alcohol smells all over her body and sleeps to unconsciousness.

“When I reported the incident to her parents, they instead supported her as they usually did.”

But, Taiwo, an Ibadan-based trader, had urged the court to dissolve her six-year-old marriage to her husband for allegedly stealing her money.

The mother of one and resident of Ireakari-Mokola, told the court that her husband was crippling her life through constant theft of her capital.

He said, “For a number of times, Ekeolu has stolen the money meant for my business despite the fact that he does not make any contribution to it.

“He has stolen thousands of naira from me to cripple my business and if I ask, he turns me into a punching bag.

“Your honour, he battered me one day such that I collapsed into the gutter. Each time he beat me, I end up in the hospital.

“As if those are not enough, he doesn’t want to know how our only child and I sustain our lives. Worst of all, he is jobless and does nothing about it.”

The President of the court, Mr. Henric Agbaje, asked the couple to produce evidence to support their claims, and adjourned the case till Nov. 13 for judgment.

Cops Rescue Baby Covered In Vomit From His Drunk Mother

A baby discovered covered in vomit in the backseat of an DUI driver’s vehicle was given a good wash and some TLC at a West Virginia Police station on Tuesday night.

The one-year-old boy was a complete mess when he was found in the back of his mother’s car.

After she was arrested, her son was taken away by cops and given a bath in the sink of the kitchen at the police HQ.

He was then wrapped in a towel, and then cradled until Child Protective Service officials arrived.

‘We made an arrest for DUI,’ said trooper B.R. Wood, with the Princeton detachment to the Bluefield Daily Telegraph. Cops found the little guy sitting in the back seat.

‘The one-year-old baby boy was in the backseat covered in vomit. The vehicle was disabled, so we brought the baby boy back.

‘He was the best little baby. He had just started to nod off when Child Protective Services arrived.’

The baby had been sick for some time and had been a little ‘under the weather’.

Luckily, a small teddy bear was also on hand to keep him happy.

The baby has now been placed with a legal guardian and is safely under the supervision of CPS.

The driver of the vehicle faces a charge of DUI with a minor, which carries a penalty of up to a year in jail and a fine of $1,000.

Stripper Attacks Man After He Tells Her To Lose Weight

A South Carolina stripper attacked a man after he didn’t want her to take off her clothes — he wanted her to lose weight.
The Derrieres Gentlemen’s Club stripper had heard enough out of Kyle Yeoman, 23, after he told her, “go to the gym and lose weight” early Sunday morning, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.

After he gave some dumbbell advice, she lunged off the stage and punched him in the face four times, causing visible injuries from the ring on her fists, the thin-minded strip club patron told Myrtle Beach police. A bouncer then dragged him out the club and roughed him up as well, according to the police
report.

Yeoman told police he had harassed the stripper about her weight because she was annoying him.
“She kept trying to talk to him and he was tired of it,” the police report read.

He also blamed the insults on the alcohol, telling police he was at “an 11 out of 10” level of drunk.
The strip club victim waited about 17 hours after to call cops, but stressed that he did not want to press charges and only sought a police report. He identified the girl as a white woman, weighing 115-120 pounds with “a muffin top.”

A friend who was a witness at the strip club said he saw Yeoman getting clobbered by the stripper, but did not hear the weight comment being made.
Cops tried getting the stripper’s side of the story, but found that the gentlemen’s club was closed. The strip club could not be reached for comment.