Archive for December, 2009

The diary of a PERVERTED CELIBATE (CHAPTER V) (suitable for Adults only) written by Japheth J. Omojuwa.

By now Mariah had started uttering some inaudible comments. I almost felt like she was enchanting me. Enchanting me? I didn’t need no doctor to tell me I had a patient in my hands because Mariah seemed to be breathing in the air of insanity. All she wanted was to get screwed.

THE DIARY OF A PERVERTED CELIBATE (CHAPTER IV) written by Japheth J. Omojuwa

  ‘‘Baaaby, I wanna do all of the things your man won’t dooooooo, I’ll do them for you…’’. While the songs played on, my mind kept wandering like that of a nailed con artist. I kept asking myself if I had done enough since the wee hours of the day when I unlocked myself to [...]

THE DIARY OF A PERVERTED CELIBATE ( CHAPTER III ) written by Japheth J Omojuwa

 
‘‘ Mariah, I’ve got a confession to make !’’.‘‘ Mario, we are meeting for the first time and you already have a confession to make, interesting.ok then shoot ‘cause patience isn’t one of my virtues .‘‘ ‘‘ Really ? after you take my confession, I hope I will be in great position to take yours.’’ [...]

TOUCH ME…TAKE MY HEART Written by Japheth Omojuwa

I should not have left you bereft of my presence
Why would I leave you without the aura of my essence
I longed to be wrapped in the warmth of your heart
I walked , ran , jumped ,hopped and even soared
I could not get to you as tears from my eyes poured
I’m sorry in truth as I [...]

YOU CAN! MORE OR LESS. Written by Japheth Omojuwa

The past few days I have done only three things, write, write and write. That sounds like one thing but each ‘write’ had a lot to do with my thoughts, my words and the action which is to write. By analogy, I am one man but I secretly adore my code name i.e. The TOP [...]

A MEDLEY OF THOUGHTS By Japheth Omojuwa

Let’s start from the fact that it’s been a while since we last had any intercourse but a lot has since happened since then or has it? I’ve been pregnant with a few ideas but somehow despite my foetus coming of age,  I haven’t  been able to put my ideas to bed but not for [...]

SUPER EAGLES OR LAME DUCKS? AND THAT GHANA VICTORY. Written by Japheth .J. Omojuwa

‘It’s great to have faith but faith without work is numb. We don’t have enough human resources in the current team nor have we done enough to qualify for South Africa. We may yet go but surely not without atleast two miracles i.e. Tunisia dropping atleast two points and Nigeria winning two straight matches. The [...]

THE DIARY OF A PERVERTED CELIBATE ( Chapter I )By Japheth .J.Omojuwa

I was born the year the Evil Genius took over power from what was in itself an illegal but didactic government. The 10th of  March,1985 is the day responsible for unleashing this being , responsible for several heartbreaks ,abortions (foetal and dreams) and everything that comes with living the life of a hugely notorious Casanova. [...]