ARTICLES

Quick Guide to Fighting Corruption: A step by step approach

Jaye Gaskia
‘QUICK GUIDE TO FIGHTING CORRUPTION: A STEP BY STEP APPROACH’- [SIMPLIFIED EDITION]
[AUTHOR: GEJ, THE PRESIDENCY; PUBLISHED BY: TRANSFORMATION AGENDA PUBLICATIONS; DISTRIBUTED BY: BREATHE OF FRESH AIR COMMUNICATIONS; MARKETED BY: NEIGHBOUR TO NEIGHBOUR WHOLESALES LTD]
· Vehemently reject public declaration of your assets – ‘you don’t give a damn!
· Protect Subsidy and Crude Oil Thieves
· Indict petty Subsidy thieves; while protecting the ‘majors’ and those aiding and abetting them in government and the MDAs
· Arrest and parade petty crude oil thieves; while protecting their main sponsors
· Set up audit, probe and investigative committees, and promptly proceed to disregard their findings and recommendations
· Uncover 45,000 Ghostworkers from assessment of 159,000 workforce; and fail to uncover those collecting the N100bn in annual ghost-salaries
· Award without due process and secrecy coastline, waterways, and pipelines protection multi-billion naira contracts to Ex-Militant Generals in your kitchen cabinet.
· Use armed troops, armed police and surveillance helicopters to disperse Anti-Corruption protesters
· Arrest and harass Anti-Corruption Protest organisers
· Reward renowned thieves and treasury looters with choice and juicy board appointments
· Enter into plea bargain arrangements with convicted treasury looters
· Pardon notorious Bandits and Pirates convicted of pillaging the treasury
PUBLIC DISCLAIMER/CAVEAT EMPTOR:
‘Let us remind the Pardoners and the Pardonees that this and past Generations of Treasury Looters Shall not go Unpunished, as long, and as soon as We TAKE BACK NIGERIA! #DPSR
Disclaimer Issued By – DPSR
Written and Circulated By Jaye Gaskia: 13-03-13

About the author

Omojuwa

In the beginning...Let there be Light http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japheth_J._Omojuwa

Leave a Comment