What we really want on Valentine’s Day: Twitter Ladies confess to Japheth

Published:2 Feb, 2013

Guys, whatever you do NEVER ask her what she wants for Valentine’s day. If you do chances are that she will tell you she needs something way out of your reach. I know this because I asked “Ladies, what do you want for February 14?” and these are some of the responses ?

Sugar n Spice @solan_spice
Ipad mini :-)

Busayo David @olorunfenibusay
$48million gate contract will just do

Nelly Sylva @NellySylva
I just want a Beauriful Red dress & a pair of Red shoes!?

Talatu Adamu @MsTala2
I’m glad you asked! Flowers, sweets and a handbag…I’m not expensive

Moronke Omojokun @Moberrytweets
hmmnnn… Cactos ice-cream, otan!

Eyitayo Ansaetim @debukunolami
Red velvet cake will do

nene ntewo @kutenene
I just want my husband home alone,music,candles and dinner. No kids, No guest.

Jenny Chisom @LogosAudibles
I want †o speak with you for an hour ?#lol (I granted this. Who I be na ? ?)

osarodion edosa @bebecheekles
just some Red Velvet cake, Chinese food at Marcopolo and maybe an ipad. I am a simple girl

BiBi Oye @BiBiOye
Chocolates already dey in packs in case of emergency & fortunately der is enof money left ova 4rm my paycheck to buy flowers twice

Marianne @_busola
the largest pizza in the world.

OnuohaEstherNwaogbo @NwaogboEsther
an iphone5

Shittu Ajoke Bukola @Toyin05
I need a rose for a symbol of love

RadioLady Bibire @tysalihu
a house in Parkview, and oil bloc

Naomi @Chocokool
The manuscript to Dan Brown’s Inferno novel. It will be released in May.

Omobonike Feb 9? @BNK_SEXY
Nufin mch…stay home with d boo all day, cook together n watch movies!

dedolapo @Dolly_pizzle
Ice cream and two n half men season 7

Lilian Ezeamuzie @dalinelily
I want a job

Omojuwa L’Nizel @Nizel23
a marriage proposal

stella @oluchistella16
A laptop only

Anino @aninoritse
peace and quiet…and dinner in my house.

chidinma @shee_thingz
the possibility of a surprise visit from my boo.

Lizi @zeenike
“@omojuwa: Ladies, what do you want for February 14?” You. Dipped in chocolate. (this was granted too ?)

Zee @gistwitzee
All day sleeping n not standing on feet for straight 6hr!!

Motolani Shoda @MoSho_Lani
Flowers and Charbonnel et Walker pink champagne truffles :)

Lady la belle @BellaBluue
for valentine? A house all to maself, some jazz music, some wine, loads of chocolate and an AC-chilled room to sleep all day :)

catherine agbo @Hembadoonagbo
to become a registered prostitute in Abuja. (smart move girl, you want some of that Bala Mohammed N5 billion)

Meggy @panocha4all
a romantic way of askin my hand in marriage lolzzzzzzZ

Mz_Adebayo @Mz_Adebayo
No classes, and I’ll sort myself out :-)RT@omojuwa: Ladies, what do you want for February 14?”

Whitney Wellington @SexyWeetney
Ur waist…all I want? RT: @omojuwa: Ladies, what do you want for February 14?

There were lots of the, but I believe these offer a lot of ideas into what ladies really want or are these ones wrong?

So guys think veryyyyyy well before you ask this question. Think about the returns on investment too of course ?

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  • M’ADE

    I wouldn’t mind me some true L??? from a true man!!!!!

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