#AbegRelate don land for Omojuwa.com

Published:18 Aug, 2012

Country people, I know say una don tire to dey read all the long long articles wey our ajebutter people dey write. Dis one na tear rubber article wey go de talk about relationships. I like dis our pidgin well well as im no get time for long story. Na summarize full am oh!
…Make our body relate!
…Make my body, make your body relate oh!
No be me sing de song wey dey on top this line wey I dey type so.
Na one bobo wey im Papa and Mama born come call am Richard Chibuzor Oji. When de Bobo grow, im come do dada for im head come change name join. Every body for Obodo Naija come de call am Faze.
Im talk say make we dey relate oh! Oya now, dis article wey Oga omojuwa say make I dey write go helep us to de relate wella.
For dis article, we go dey read plenty plenty gist wey go inspire us to dey relate fine with everybody wey dey near our doormot.
If una get any gist wey be say we go analyze, criticize and even deputize for here, make una send am come blossom@blcompere.com.
Make God bless all of una wey chook eye for dis page.
Na your relating Sister Blossom dey beg all of una say #AbegRelate!

Una fit follow me for twitter for @blcompere so I go show una say I pass English for WAEC.

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Born on the 26th of December, 1981 in Bauchi State and raised in Owerri, Nigeria.
She studied Science Technology at Federal Polytechnic Nekede, Owerri with bias in Biology/ Microbiology.
She had a brief work stint with Guaranty Trust Bank, Port Harcourt where she was a Customer Care officer.
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    You write for up say na subsidy of NNPC na im you dey work with, maka why now? Why una dey use this oyel thing dey inflict pain on us? I trust say na beta beta thing you go dey talk for this una relate page sha.

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    Ehen correct.Abeg sister me, carry go.I dey your back gidigba. Me I like this cocept wey you carry come.All this ajebutter people just wan scatter our head with their big big oyinbo.

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    I like dis ya concept of no tory o! E dey sweet me for belle wella. But as u sef dey blow grammar with “deputize, criticize and analyze” nko? How we go do am na? Anyway, I go dey come here “tous le temps” yeske, na francais I talk so for there, oobii, any of una wey no sabi. Make we dey relate go joor, we dey your back kampe.

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    We go de relate on a steady level be that.

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    My people, una well done oh. We go dey relate so tey we go come high like ocean tide. No looong thing. Well done.

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