#AbegRelate don land for Omojuwa.com

Published:18 Aug, 2012

Country people, I know say una don tire to dey read all the long long articles wey our ajebutter people dey write. Dis one na tear rubber article wey go de talk about relationships. I like dis our pidgin well well as im no get time for long story. Na summarize full am oh!
…Make our body relate!
…Make my body, make your body relate oh!
No be me sing de song wey dey on top this line wey I dey type so.
Na one bobo wey im Papa and Mama born come call am Richard Chibuzor Oji. When de Bobo grow, im come do dada for im head come change name join. Every body for Obodo Naija come de call am Faze.
Im talk say make we dey relate oh! Oya now, dis article wey Oga omojuwa say make I dey write go helep us to de relate wella.
For dis article, we go dey read plenty plenty gist wey go inspire us to dey relate fine with everybody wey dey near our doormot.
If una get any gist wey be say we go analyze, criticize and even deputize for here, make una send am come blossom@blcompere.com.
Make God bless all of una wey chook eye for dis page.
Na your relating Sister Blossom dey beg all of una say #AbegRelate!

Una fit follow me for twitter for @blcompere so I go show una say I pass English for WAEC.

About the author:

Born on the 26th of December, 1981 in Bauchi State and raised in Owerri, Nigeria.
She studied Science Technology at Federal Polytechnic Nekede, Owerri with bias in Biology/ Microbiology.
She had a brief work stint with Guaranty Trust Bank, Port Harcourt where she was a Customer Care officer.
She currently works with the office of the Managing Director of Pipelines and Products Marketing Company Ltd. (PPMC), a subsidiary of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Abuja, Nigeria.
She is the personality behind the brand blcompère which grew out of a passion to anchor events to a superb finish.
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14 thoughts on “#AbegRelate don land for Omojuwa.com”

  1. zebbook says:

    Aha……..Sister Blossom, I like this una concept well well o, and I promise say I go dey follow you relate for this arena every week. All dem oyinbo blogs sef don tire person already, na so so gbagaun dey full the ones wey no focus for yanma-yanma politics dem.

    You write for up say na subsidy of NNPC na im you dey work with, maka why now? Why una dey use this oyel thing dey inflict pain on us? I trust say na beta beta thing you go dey talk for this una relate page sha.

  2. Opesays says:

    Ehen correct.Abeg sister me, carry go.I dey your back gidigba. Me I like this cocept wey you carry come.All this ajebutter people just wan scatter our head with their big big oyinbo.

  3. I like dis ya concept of no tory o! E dey sweet me for belle wella. But as u sef dey blow grammar with “deputize, criticize and analyze” nko? How we go do am na? Anyway, I go dey come here “tous le temps” yeske, na francais I talk so for there, oobii, any of una wey no sabi. Make we dey relate go joor, we dey your back kampe.

  4. @ikeamadi says:

    It is one thing to speak pidgin. It is another thing to write it.

    You too much, madam Blossom!

    We go de relate on a steady level be that.

    Take am easy!

  5. Blossom says:

    My people, una well done oh. We go dey relate so tey we go come high like ocean tide. No looong thing. Well done.

  6. en mi habitacion se ven 2 cuadritos producto de las persianas. pero prefiero la noche, se ve otro cuadrito al otro lado producto del foco de la esquina ¬¬ me pregunto q dia me dejaran dormir bien? jijijijiji y si te contara d lo q se escucha..

  7. Hi Nakita,You get all this wrong! In the last post you can see the propper explanation understandable.

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  11. Excellent thought, but will this truly work?

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