The Gospel According To ‘Saint’ Farouk

Published:13 Jun, 2012

1)  And it came to pass after these things, on the first day of the first month of the twelfth year after the second millennium, that king Jona son of Bele announced to the people saying; there is no money left in the royal treasury, and the future of the kingdom is in great danger.

2) Therefore, a measure of oil shall no longer sell for three scores of silver and seven, but shall now be seven scores of silver and one. But the people grumbled aloud, and said unto another, what shall it profit our king to gain all these oil money and lose his throne?

3) For it is appointed unto him to reign but once, and after this prison, for many are the atrocities which he has committed.

4)  So they said unto the king, eat thou thy food in peace in the palace, and surround thou thyself with thine women, only touch not our oil price and do thy people no harm.

5) But the king would not listen, and said unto himself, I know my people, they shall only grumble for a while and soon they shall forget.

6) But the people would not forget, for the burden was too much for them to bear, and they said; now unto him that is able to increase the price of oil exceeding abundantly above all that his people can bear or think, according to the greed which worketh in him;

7) Unto him be curses in the streets by the masses throughout all ages, protests without end.

8) So they took to the streets and gave the land no peace, and there was no going out or coming in throughout the kingdom for two weeks, and the king feared greatly and said to himself, surely these people shall overturn me if I answer them not.

9) So he called the head of the labourers unto the palace, and gave him bags of gold, that he mayest turn off the wrath of the people against the king.

10) So the king assembled the people and said unto them; a measure of oil shall no longer be seven scores of silver and one, but shall now be four scores of silver, one dozen and five, to this your leaders have agreed. Praise me now therefore for I am a benevolent king.

11) And after all these, the Loudspeaker of the House of People said, let us inquire into the king’s claim that there be no money in the royal treasury. So they appointed Farcrook, son of Lawal.

12) And said unto him, gather ye now all the oil sellers, that we may know who stole from the kingdom. This did him with diligence, and came back with his report saying

13) Thieves abound in the land, and so have the oil sellers stole from the people, and gave them not oil, this they did with the help of Aliyaro the king’s mistress; and the amount he mentioned was unheard of in the land.

14) When the people heard this, they were dismayed, and sorrow gripped their hearts.

15) But the oil sellers went in unto the king in his chamber, and said; rememberest thou O king that the what we stole did we make available to thy campaign, and by thus did we make you king.

16) If thou deliver us unto the people that they may punish us, we will hold not our tongue to tell the people that thou art one of us.

17) And they said unto him, how else shall we destroy the message if not to destroy the messenger? Let us therefore implicate Farcrook the son of Lawal in this matter.

18) So they sent a certain rich man from the West by the name Otedollar, and he took Farcrook into his house and gave him some money, that he may alter the report which he had set before the people.

19) And it was that Otedollar went before an assembly of the people and said unto them, trust ye this man who said we stole from the treasury? Surely he is one of us, for he came unto me in the middle of the night, and he left with his pockets full of money.

20) And the people where amazed, and their hearts bled, for Farcrook was a man in whom they had put their trust.

21) So Farcrook arose, and said; Otedollar is my briber, I did not request. He maketh me to sit down in his Maitama house; he leadeth me beside the chilled champagne.

22) He exploited my greed; he leadeth me in the path of marked dollars for subsidy’s sake.

23) Yea, even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of EFCC, I will fear no arrest: for bribes are with me; my loots and my kickbacks they comfort me.

24) Thou preparest the dollars before me, in the presence of the SSS: thou anointest my mouth with wine; my pocket runneth over.

25) Surely the shame and reproach shall follow me all the days of my life, but I will dwell in the house of PDP forever and ever.

26) And the people wept, but there was no one to console them.

 

Ogunyemi Bukola

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  • God bless you. What a brilliant write-up. These guys are just deceiving and playing with our intelligence. May we be delivered!

  • OLABODE

    What an hilarious write up!!! Its on point thou. Who will deliver us from the hand of these looters?

  • Alagbe Muyideen

    This is interesting. Japh,bukky ,u guys are too much. Am always anxious to read your blogs daily. Keep up the good work.

  • deborah

    Hilarious indeed! I couldn’t stop laughing! “The loudspeaker”! Well done bukky!

  • O’Michael

    Come up hither and I shall show thee what shall become of Nigeria in years to come. Woe unto the people for their leaders have the spirit of beelzebuub!

  • fradomlove Mr.francis

    this is beautiful.. so all that is happening in nigeria now has been fortold in the bible but we knoweth not for God speaketh in parable.

  • aminu hafiz wali

    awe inspiring,creative piece.so what will the people do next? surely this preachers call should b heard by all nigerians.

  • bukola

    This is so hilarious, name sake.
    Kudos to you.

  • Abmalik

    It’s. So on point! We should just name it, Parable according to…

    Mehn, keep it rolling.

    However, me think shoulda been “Three Scores and a Five” rather than “Three Scores and a Seven”

  • akanski

    Brilliant, I love d concept, d creativity. Kudos. A bit of typo errors but they don’t take away from d story. Really really good. We’ll done

  • Olubukola Ogunyemi, may your well of creativity never run dry. Flesh & blood have not revealed this to you oh… God bless you my brother!

  • duenthegooner

    Hehe definitely the best article I’ve read in this site (I am partial to humour).

  • Yomi

    Nice piece. May God save our country.

  • Yewande

    Splendid!!!!!! The ironical truth my friend

  • patt

    This is not funny. It is the history of the people of the land of the naija. The yoke of the rich upon the common men.

  • afekhume gloria

    Great piece, kudos….a serious msg packaged in an interesting way.well done

  • olawale

    this is a wonderful piece! Hilarious and witty to the very end. Keep up the good work!

  • Omo Olorun

    Nice piece! Kudos guys!

  • Abdulkadir M

    A creative Write up from a Genuis.May God Deliver Us From the Hands of the Wicked,Amen.

  • odejide

    This is great, keep it up.

  • Kokomma

    Fantastic adaptation…awesome! Wow, how did u come up wt d idea…lol. Its so creatively inspired n witty n humourous!!! Just lovely indeed. I especially love the part about “King Jona, son of Bele”. OMG just friggin crazy, I lurve

  • NY4LF

    This is indeed thrilling. An epistle of Farook Lawan and his crook Oil thieves. Hilarious

  • yusuf

    1daful write up keep it up

  • yusuf

    funny and notin but d truth.

  • hassan

    Kudos to d writer

  • Dimeji

    As much as i appreciate the desire to crack us up and the talent and time that went into the writing of this piece…i would like to bring to ur consciousness that it may not be a great idea to alter the words of scripture, or adjust them for comedy…it does not fall into any class of reason why the Word of God was given to us. Please ponder. let’s not make light of God’s word.

  • SeunAlley

    This is so onpoint. Wonderful piece

  • This is wonderful ! The write up is simply marvellous . With the story its telling its a master piece. My brother. Well said.

  • Simplyskecha

    @Dimeji- d article isn’t an alteration of the bible oh. It’s an adaptation of the english used in king James period (which was then used to translate d bible from hebbrew to English…I think). Witty write up. Sums up our present oil subsidy spectacle. God help us all…

  • Gbenga

    Nice one! This is creative, well thought out and so on point.

  • stephen

    Aptly captured. Behold the day is coming when we shall all face the Lord to give account of all we have done.

  • Sean Faith

    Fantastic write up. May God renew your wisdom…

  • Gbenga

    Wetin this Dimeji dey talk…wah r they altering…its a writing style..nothn more…park well jor..mchew…pdp lapdog!!!..mchew

  • alphaoye

    Splendid epistle, let him that has ear hear what the masses are saying. keep up the good work.

  • adebusola

    I can’t just stop laughing. Nice one.

  • olowo

    Surely,goodness and mercy shall follow this writer all d days of his life. What a write up?

  • abiodun

    A very beautiful writeup so hilarious can’t stp laffing,great work guys more greese to ur elbow.

  • Dis is so wonderful, gud writter keep it up. Bukky u are too much. Muah.

  • Scot

    Unbereffinglievable!!! Best thing I’ve read all year. Bukky, put thy desires to words, and see coins absent purse! Yes o

  • Faboro

    Great…Yet,I see evil under the sun. The king is impotent of ideas and His servants impregnate His mind n bore they Foolishness and Shame!

  • babe

    Good piece, captures the true situation

  • anthonio okunubi

    Brilliant,hilarious and captivating write ups. Kudos to you guys.whose report do we believe? God or man. May the unlimited God heal our land of gross corruptions amen

  • Temitope

    Intresting…

  • Horlabisi

    God bless u, wonderful writeup dis is,rilly explain d present situation of tins in our dear country.

  • ALMAN

    Hmm what a creative piece from a creative mind…well written keep it up and may ur oil of ideas and inspiration never run dry IJN Amen

  • ACHIEBO CHINEDU

    @Zeebook, may you receive all the wisdom you request from Almighty God. Amen

  • adeyemi olutoye

    Wow. This is amazing. The world must see this

  • Hahahaha, This is so painfully Beautiful lol,
    A Good Write up pal but with a painful thought of what this Polithiefians are doing up there,
    I think we should get a long stick we can use to pluck them all down.

    Thanks Pal.

  • SeunCradle

    Dis is so captivating! Cudnt help bt laff all thru. Bt our condition is really pitiable. I take refuge in d fact dt “there is a remnant” those who have not bowed their heads nor soiled their hands with the Baal’s plaguing our nation. Nice write up…kudos!

  • Lovely and Articulate Article

  • Guy what a luvly article there,God will give u more inspiratn 2 write more than this. God help us.

  • Innix

    Wow,creative writing style,wat an insightful thot process initiated,hard work,great job done.

  • @Sam_epum

    This is Great! Good job bro

  • Hilarious!!! This ????§ serious, on point Dear,das exactly what ????§ happening. This people re J?$??? fooling us. May God deliver us…

  • Nureni

    May ur wisdom never dry! He dat is above all will continue 2 protect U&all from d tools of destruction use by d republic to hide d TRUTH!

  • OH.MY.GOOD GRACIOUS GOODNESS!!! WOW!n This is hilariously brilliant!! I actually never bothered about the story of Farouk but this tells it well in the most intruiging manner! THUMBS UP!

  • Hilarious, funny maybe but those who can thus twist d scriptures to make a point, just wondering if they can also brazenly do so with the other holy book?

  • Thoroughly enjoyable, undeniably creative

  • Oluwaseun

    This write-up perfectly describes the situation. I really pray the looters read this. Kudos to you guys!

  • Harmeenah

    Great piece!!! Luv ur writing Zebbook

  • Olumide

    Weldone!Thanks 4 dis revelatn

  • Bakos J Iliya

    MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN. Oh thou dishounorable chairman, Nigerians gave the same positions to thy fellows before thee. But when there heart was lifted up to gratification and grid, they were shamelessly deposed and handed over to the valleys of EFCC to answer to the law and eat with common crime-nal. And thou Farcrock who was a witness and campaigner has not humble thy heart though thou knowest all this; But thou has lifted up thy heart to receive gratification to enjoy with your cuncubines and praise the gods of corruption and immoral decadence in Naija. And thou has not keep the trust Nigerian bestowed on you. Then was this hand writing send.
    And this is the interpretation: MENE; thy membership had been numbered and finished. TEKEL; Thou are been weighed in the balance(if found wanting) PERES; thy membership will be taken and given to another. And what will happen in the night, wait until the Media took their pen they will write it.

  • Mattson

    The writer is a don

  • adex labule

    Wonderba, this is nothing but the true tale of times clouding this country now. Great write up. Tualee for u.

  • Vivian

    Nicely written, i love the idea but i agree with Demeji, let’s not use the word of God for such. We should fear God and his Word.

  • Ade Wale

    This ????§ J??†? on point, who says we can not still be creative even amidst all these…. Keep it up bukky!!!

  • David

    Brilliant, african intelligence…..keep up d good work!

  • Lanre Lewis

    An interesting read and I commend your creativity. This is a good sarcastic representation of the serious problem in the land. From Power Probe blackmail of the pointman (Elumelu) to Farcrook now in the Fuel Subsidy probe…haaaaaaa Naija Elite (Cabal, Mafia,Cartel..whatever)! Would we ever get any justice in this land?

  • viikie

    A certain rich man from the west by the name Otedollar!
    Simply brilliant.

  • Beautiful piece. You are seriously an unserious writer.

  • Bola Omodun Ilori

    Good revelation
    The Bible said something terribly good about them in Job 27:13-23.
    Their children shall be fot the sword, their offspring shall go hugry, and many of them die of pestilence, other people will eat the fruits of their labour, their home will becme desolate and they shall die without hope: So says the word of God

  • Funke

    Waoh, I couldn’t stop laughing. Keep on d gud work, u’re a genius

  • Dr Shehu Mahdi

    Bukola thank you for making my day. The situation in Nigeria is so depressing, we need humour or we shall loose our heads. You are our Jonathan Swift. God bless you. Amen

  • Femi Olabisi

    A brilliant treatise on Nigeria’s kleptoparasitic leadership

    @femiolas

  • 9jadonjuan

    ****

  • gift

    na woah oh! cn u imagine a parent dat re eating up their kids in d name of greed? god where re u o? anyway, d voice of d pple is d voice of God. desperate actions calls for desperate reactions.

  • maddy

    A thriller in this season of anomie!

  • drigbinogun

    I feel so sorry for Farouk now. He is done with. Lesson is,don’t mess around with those who drink crude oil. Like in the US,they are our own version of defence contractors. Nice one Bukola! More fire to your bossom. *wink

  • Tola Ajibola

    Its judt unbelievable that a highly respected Faruk can have s free fall like that.the guy should just resign and submit himself to the EFCC for prosecution…its beta for him as a muslim.I know he knows this himself.

  • Are Ola

    I think we haue 2015 as the only hope of the country we must act otherwise month sorry fun gbo gbo yin oooo month sorri fun gbo gbo yi nio kan kan

  • The truth always get bitter in mind of people…but it’s reality… I love dat write up it expose d unclean manners of Nigeria government…4 using d scripture to illustrate d story am sure. Bukola is commanding d wrath of God upon dem..and so shall it be in jesus name…have a blessed week pls bukola keep on d good work and Nigeria need more exposure of all dis thieves.

  • bunmi

    Wow…so hilarious, lemme add my bit joor….. footnote:After all dse tinz do the ppl come 2geda to reason n say,What den shall we do? Shall d probe result be now null n void? dy all answered n said No, the probe must go on, enuf’s been had from ds burukutu inspired governance. Lol

  • Anslem

    Ummmm,that was ….out of this world. Kudo,you should be happy with yourself. You deserve that $3m those crooks are throwing around. I’m folling you right away, keep it coming !

  • abbeyval

    Brilliant piece.

  • niyi ayan

    Well don guys, I like it, He who deliver israelite in land of egyptians we sure deliver Nigerians

  • Sola

    Excellent write-up. very creative. Omojuwa doesn’t fail to bring it!

  • seun ogunseyin

    Bukky, great work. God will continue to add to your wisdom

  • Ikenna

    Wow!this is just too much!

  • Ajidot

    Lovely write up, the last time such a beautiful epic was written was 2012 years ago.

  • Canon Komolafe

    This is a sad story of Nigeria the sleeping giant. When will Nigeria get to the promised land. Shame on the politicians. Non to be trusted

  • Folarin Taofiq

    I want to wait for the outcome of FRIDAY sitting of the house of rep before I could say anything.

  • Oluwaseun

    Great thought!

  • E. Olatunde Ajadi

    Well done.

  • damola

    waoo! wat a brilliant piece. u are too much

  • Kris

    Masterpiece!

  • Bayo Onafusi

    This is so funny. May God help us all from these losers.

  • I just love this..this is nice.The unrepentant sinners will go unpunished. Imagine if we didn’t hear about the scandal. Many like this go and we never get to know about it!

  • I just love this..this is nice. The unrepentant sinners will NOT go unpunished. Imagine if we didn’t hear about the scandal. Many like this go and we never get to know about it!

  • Barnabas

    When men start the use of their pen, bad leaders should tremble for a revolution is looming. This is a master-piece. Has the style of stories in the Arabian Night. Keep writing. Keep portraying the corruption of our leaders to the masses.

  • Toyin

    Everyone finds this hillarious but the question is how long? How long ll corruption continue to thrive like it is economic development.The puzzle called Ms Otteh and members of rep is yet to be unravelled.The other day Obasanjo said they re all rogues.Is it nt clear to the world now.Still they ll nt let the poor man be. Omogui-Otauru is looking for everymeans of getting tax frm the highly deprived Nigerians all in the name of doing her work very well.No more conscience in the Land.

  • Oke Bamidele Joel

    OMG! This is raw creativity from the throne of God! Truth made simple and hilarious! Keep it up Bukola!

  • Muhammd B. Haruna

    Wow wonderful and very good write up. Keep it up.

  • Jewel

    Wow! Its just like am reading a passage in the bible. I respect this write Zebbook…cheers!

  • Simeon F. Abaku

    Wow, this is an award winning piece.It is too big for this place,a bigger medium is required to propagate this message. Kudos my brother.

  • Bisi Oyegoke

    Wht befall us every dy in dis nation makes most of us lose faith in Nig,there is nothin like Nig dream,My hrt is heavy n i weep profusely 4 dis failin state,Nig is on it way 2 Bermuda triangle,15yrs of independence n 13yrs of democracy,stil we are crawlin,wit attendant corruptn, leadershp ineptitude,tel me which sector is workin in Nig, PLS WEN ARE WE GOING TO GET TO OUR PROMISED LAND?

  • hyjex

    dis is great may d gud Lord bless d writer

  • O????lA?????U???????e

    Its an exciting write up
    Is rich nd brilliant that matchup with whta the polican nd the cabal dealing is. Sbusidy continue.

  • Muhammad B. Dahiru

    Wat a pitty To Nation at bridge of collapse…

  • moh’d nababa

    Wat a great write up. God will save us from these animals in human skin with no iota of shame @all.

  • Daniel Momma

    Excellent piece. Captured †?e essence of †?e “subsidy” fight. Thumbs up to †?e writer. Time to plan how to remove †?e crooks and their puppet.

  • oloruntola babatunde

    To yee with good ears this gospel is true and it must be completed someday.

  • Wow! This write-up is wonderfully painful!

  • Wow! This write-up is wonderfully painful! I love it?

  • zoooze

    This is mindblowing prose. Naija’s got talent

  • victoria ujong

    Interesting!

  • Opeyemi

    D gospel is awesome,i use 2 like and respect faruk

  • olufemi agboola

    Interesting,a real gospel…thumb up for dis,though painful drama of our leaders are playing on the inteligent of masses with their idealogy

  • mee

    beautiful

  • nunulicious

    The cabal set farouk lawal up. the book The art of war comes to mind…character assassination

  • Austine

    God will continue to expose them. This is what I call the conspiracy of high people in high places against the masses.
    The good thing is that the masses can also conspire and vote them out in 2015

  • Awiloju

    Great story, good comments. But what next? Business as usual, I assure you. Worse corrupt practices are on-going somewhere. Unfortunately, nobody to shout ORDER! Unless God is ready to intervene, we are doomed like Sysiphus.

  • musa

    Hmmm…

  • mazi excel ochiama

    He that is without sin let first cast the stone!.we have more pressing issues at hand.may we all discharge our earthly duties knowing that whatsoever a man sows that shall he reap in other words for every act displayed here on earth you must be rewarded according to your deeds.let’s live right.GOD BLESS NIGERIA IN JESUS NAME AMEN!

  • maankaay

    When Baba Iyabo opens his basket mouth we now know something de shele.OBJ the patriot never fails to say it as it is.

  • oluwatosin

    thou writer, God wouldest blest thy writing skills and thy creativity.. For thou, in thy write-up have made thy humble reader laff.. blessed art thou in thy labour, and in the fruit of thine vine… Blessed b thy pocket as thou good to d oil station to buy a litre for 4score, 1 dozen and three pieces of silver.. Lol… Bcos d king hath sed so… lest we record any impeachmnt in dis country of any king.. Lets cry unto God dat 2015 shall com suddenly.. Nd let d king b bounced out.. Cos he dosent even hav a knwledge of d affairs of d nation.. Plus he posseseth a ‘bullet proof’ queen… Shouting the people at every speech.. Lol

  • Kabiru

    Not funny at all. Arise ‘O’ compatriots ~snifs~

  • Rash

    Law numero uno @ 48 laws of power, “Never Outshine the Master”.. Poor FaCrook @ Integrity group.com

  • David A

    I know d last has not been heard, it’s still d beginning of a long season film. Let be prayerfuly watching dat d whole film ended @ comdy-tragedy 4 all our corrupt leaders… I give kudos 2 the writer!!!

  • jossy

    What a creativity! As long as this conscienceless group are allowed to rule us Nigeria is caged.

  • Farouk, when Ribadu was given such money he lodged it in the federation account and walked away. Why didn’t you do the same?

  • kizito

    Who says Nigerians are not creativ?! Wow, dis is not only full of humour it has also helped me in undastanding what is really going on. Nice 1 bukky more grease to ur elbow

  • Its a shame how dis GEJ administration is harbourin a lot ov robbers in d parliament. Wats more shameful is dat d indicted lawmaker is a hausa/fulani 4rm d north. Farouk u’ve failed us we northerners… Insha Allah every part n parcel ov GEJ’s administration either in d federal, state ov local government is leaving come 2015, if not nigeria will b a failed state. Kudos 2 OBJ 4 exposin them initially.

  • Don vyke

    You are a guru, smart, creative and well talented. You are just too good.

  • uche okoye

    leave farouk Alone if is u wat will u do? Besides otedollar has all dis mny and do nothing wt it . By getting to fArouk hands it reduces d poverty in their community

  • Mee

    Its a shame. Gaint of africa has become the ant. All because of greedy politicians. God bless Nigeria.

  • foreal

    This writer is more creative, selfless and patriotic than the crooks (all politicians and their supporters inclusive) we call leaders. What a failing country…….

  • stone

    My fellow Nigerians, we musnt vote in these corrupted guys again o come 2015. Please by 2014 do your own area door to door campaign and advice people to vote right. The last election I advised many of our masses to vote in a leader who is doing well for them or a new candidate entirely, their reply was abeg anyone dats gives me money na hin I go vote for. As little as 1,000naira these peoples votes were bought. I told them the money u are given now will finish in a day and you won’t see your corrupted candidates till next election, that is 4years of suffering all for 1k. My people we must get it right come 2015. Let’s start thinking of a good presidential candidate from now on so we can spead the word to all of his good deeds or governance. Do the same for the senates and house of reps candidates, the power is in our hands. Even if we have to vote in new and fresh candidates it is better a risk than vote in these recycled thieves. God bless my country

  • Chila

    Nice one…more of these…God will help us in country Nigerian

  • Adeg

    dis gospel MUST be read in the House and at Aso Rock. kudos 2 d writer

  • Great work of art.I like it

  • Great,Hilarious, Beautiful….i lovve the write up…great work guys!!

  • Prince

    Looooolzzzz! Guy u b real crab o! Nice one ther tho’. Mehn na only God go deliver us 4rm d hands of dis wicked set of criminals dat parade themselves as leaders sha!…Hmmmn!!

  • MARVELOUS MARPHO

    Thumbs-up ƒ??????r?? u ma sista w?????????????? a????? nice and hilarious write up made simple by Bukkie. t???????????? ye a?l political bastard thieves †?? fear °ƒ Bukola’s pen, ????§ †?? begging °ƒ saving ?ou? face from public disgrace.

  • Tito

    This is awesome, who are you this Gbonga? Great research. You touch the koko…

  • Alex

    ?Abeg I no fit laugh again, u don crack my ribs. This ur gospel is so true. 9ce one from u.

  • babatunde badmus

    this is indeed a good piece that actually sums up the tale of the oil subsidy bribe scandal.the use literary device is okay and the consistency of language is applausable.it’s true that there is to be the issue than otedola,the presidency definately have a hand in this

  • jioke

    Well done bros,there’s notn wrong in changn a name in d bible ad putn ur own name there.only dat u should hav let d weak minds know dat dis article is not meant to let d bible down, since u got d idea 4rom sacrate book.

  • Yemisi

    Your epistle is a poignant reminder that All is not well in the country. Farouk is one of the few we believed standsapart from the pecuniary madness that afflicts our rulers. Thanks for injecting humour into the show of shame, very ingenous. God bless Nigeria

  • bailey

    Integrity 4 small money, dollar no integrity. Wetin Far rogue wan use ds $ do? What we need in oil sector is reforms. Okonjo & Deziani said to catch any oil thief is hard. You see now, this one went by 4am to thief frm thief to share in house of corruptn. Let us support Gej to carry out the neccessary reforms.

  • Therny

    WoW.. EXactly.. Gud1

  • kola sofuwa

    THIS IS SUPER….YOU ARE HEREBY GIVEN AN AWARD OF THE GREAT COMEDIAN OF OUR NATION. IT IS A MASTERPIECE AND VERY HILLARIOUS. IF YOU ARE NOT YET WRITING FOR THE MEDIA, PLS START RIGHT AWAY. I ASSURE YOU MONEY WILL SEEK YOU OUT. YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY!

  • pst Sam A O

    Only God can save dis nation can u jst see how our bad leaders waist many GEM we av on dis country,I am really commend d effort of d writter kip it up one day all dere secrity wll b open 4 us 2 see by God grace. Let us all cry 2 God 4 his REVOLUTION by 2015 so we can enjoy our own blessed nation 2geda.

  • michael

    Superb creativity..

  • Omo Jesu

    Very educating and hilarious. Keep it up

  • emmanuel noah

    Nice,creative but blasphemous

  • fonzy

    Hilarious and captivating. Kudos pls keep it up.

  • eniola

    🙂 i laugh n weep for this country,so many of us saying 2015 all over d place will still sell their votes n some help hijack votes for dollars from otedollar, a share of d poisoned wit corruption national cake!

  • HALADU A SANI

    well constructed, exactly as the crooks drama is but rejected by the Almighty for the masses to know.

  • oyeleye

    True! But this does not bring joy or good tidings to the heart of man. Instead, hopelessness.

  • emmanuel garba

    Wonderful write up.welldone

  • Omos

    Wow..nice 1 dear, keep it up

  • Emperor

    Very ingenious! U deserve an award for this brilliant piece

  • udy

    Its so sad – it just explains how rotten the whole system is. Its about time we stopped asking for a messiah but take our own destiny in our hands.

  • alamu

    Ingenuinety at its very best. In the mist of this comic relief, the people can’t just weep ooo but have to help themselves! Arise o compatriots!!!

  • Adedeji

    This is powerful and thoughtful.
    I’m expecting nothing from this govt. The future lies in the hands of the faithful few whom God will commit the affairs of this nation. Weldone @zebbook.

  • Adejoke Hassan

    I love ds piece, so innovative, may God bless u bukky, keep it up n may God deliver us from our useless leaders n their associate

  • fawale oluwaseun

    Where did U????? get this write up? God will really bless the source of ??U?????r wisdom A??????d????? U????? will never lack knowledge. Kudos!!!

  • Andykuul

    Nt a bad write up. Thought it was an ancient prediction of d presemt situation wen i started 2 read it. Kip it up guy!

  • Nd Martins

    You are great my dear, you don kill me with laugh…pls thank God you don find your talent

  • duchesstemi

    Zebbook,this is humour at its best.
    You are a genius bro!thumbs up.

  • This piece is awesome. I wish for a follow up article. @ dimeji farabale, he is not thwarting scripture since he never said it was scripture in the first place. It is d old english style of writing. Nevertheless I love ur enthusiasm for His kingdom. Afterall scripture says “zeal for my fathers house has consumed me”

  • jikz woryi

    Nice peice !
    Hope jona will allow EFCC get hold of otedollar

  • temitope olusoga

    Kudos!kudos!!kudos!!!…..very hilarious,creative,articulate…..welldone.

  • ray

    Shame to Nigeria as a nation. This shldnt be the end of this case. The house should appoint another head of committee while Lawan is suspended definitly

  • rosysandy ikoro

    God shall continue to expose them,they thought that the prayers of we christains will be in vain,shame to them.

  • Folusho

    This piece is hillarious, saddening and thought provoking. If we continue like this in this nation flowing with milk and honey, then we are doomed and God forbid. Both givers and collectors should not be spared. Farcrook is not alone neither is Otedollar. But who will deal with this bad situation? Can king Jona son of Bele do it? I very much doubt. I’m crying and bleeding inside of me right now. The Farcrook debacle is a destraction from the main issue which was well planned and carefully executed by the cabal.

  • victoria chibueze

    Bukky,
    I pray God increase d grace 2 write up more truths &facts like this,
    But above all I pray 4 a lifting 2ru dis gift,”…4 d gift of a man maketh room 4him &causeth him 2stand b4 Kings &not mean men”

    I c it happening already
    Just don’t compromise d truth
    Cheers

  • opeyemi ajii

    Great work.das intelligent of u

  • Tyno

    Therefore the people of the land pleaded to the king to amend their vocabulary: saying thou king, let farouk now be called facrook, which ye means a sainty bribe taker, to farouk to mean the act of taking bribe as a saint & person of integriy also to be farouked to mean being caught taking bribe under the camera. And the king accepted their demands!

  • Niyi Oyeku

    So hilarious,so true,so touching.Keep up the good work.

  • Bose Ayodele

    Where is Deno Melaye? He must be laughn his heart loud

  • Olumide

    Amazingly brilliant! This is but a masterpiece. Bukky I believe you are beyond extraordinary. Something tells me you will clinch a Booker prize. Please keep me posted. My PIN: 22F8F003, Email: Olumideadewunmi@yahoo.com

  • Funmi

    I agree with Dimeji. The nation is in a sorry state, but then the word of God should’nt be manipulated to express our displeasure in this context. Any reader of the scripture would know what portions of the Bible was changed. May God deliver this nation from the rougues in authority

  • bankole

    The Nigeria political movie industry is becoming more interesting as dis politicians are always out there to entertain us. It was Etteh ,Bankole ,Elumelu in the year past, now it is turn of Farouk to take the centre stage. May God deliver us.

  • Oh my…such a brilliant write-up. I am amazed

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    YOU ARE INTELIGENT

  • Lt me clarify you guys here,this is not leading us Nigerians to anywhere,we are trapped in the hands of criminals and looters called politicians.

    Unless the Youths and the future leaders of this nation rises up,nothing good will come out of this nation called Nigeria.

    We need to kill all politicians from 1978 till date to cleans this land of corruption,we need to kill their offsprings just like what happened in Ghana in those days,Libya and Egypt of Today.

    We are tired of these doods looting and wasting our resources

  • Adeola

    What did you expect from someone whose name means to profit from mischief.

  • Atu

    Gud nd interestg but d fact remains dt d pple 4rm d clan tagged PEOPLE DECIEVING PEOPLE shall on a faithful day account 4 toyg around wt faith nd destiny. NO SHAKING COS D DAY SHALL COM.

  • chy

    U culd put d piece in a better way than using the holy book style. B careful wit d word of God and use your gifts wisely

  • chy

    God cannot be mocked

  • Olamipo

    I doff my HAT Bukky. Great and inventive. Keep it up. What’s ur profile name on FB? send it to me pls: olazeus@yahoo.com

  • John da beloved

    Simply brilliantly done……Asegbe kan o si l’aye, ase pamo lo wa……..

  • BUSOYE

    Dis is a true gospel 2 b heard. Published to d Nigerian citizens

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    What a brillant, bible structured, truth revealing poem. U re too much

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    I have read this article over and over (more than 25 times).I kept reading this when business is bad so as to lighten up. I just wrote a book but I must say BUKOLA is set apart for greatness. I did laugh while reading but internally am crying for the future of this nation.The greatest mistake nigerians made in 2012 was d failure of the January protest. Perhaps,that opportunity for change may not come in a long time.

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