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Angry Nigerian Builds Nuclear Weapon, Threatens To Blow Up National Assembly

An angry Nigerian, who simply identified himself  as Man of Native God has declared that he is currently building a nuclear weapon in Lagos and has declared his intention to blow up the National Assembly premises in Abuja in protest against the corruption and misgovernance of the occupiers of the assembly. In a statement which he issued on the Punch website early this morning in response to a publication by the newpaper in Hon Farouk Lawan was said to have admitted collecting $500,000 from businessman Femi Otedola to influence the report of the House of Representatives Adhoc Committee on Fuel Subsidy, Man of Native God threatened that the horror of Hiroshima and Nagasaki will be nothing compared to the terror he is set to unleash on the members of Nigeria’s ruling class. The details of his statement are given below:

 

Man of Native God June 12, 2012 at 3:50 am

Nigeria.! Nigeria..!! Nigeria…!!! How many times did I call you?

I don’t need an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile (Topol-M or SS-18 Satan)
I don’t need an Intermediate Range Ballistic Missile (Agni-5)
I don’t need a cruise missile (Tomahawk or Iskander)
I don’t need a mobile missile launcher.
I don’t need a nuclear powered aircraft carrier (USS Nimitz or Admiral Kuznetsov)
I don’t need a nuclear powered ballistic submarine (HMS Vigilant or USS Pennsylvania)
I don’t need a strategic bomber (B2-Spirit or Tupolev Tu-160 Blackjack)
I don’t need a stealth bomber or a 5th-Gen fighter jet (F-22 Raptor or Sukhoi Su-35)

All I need is ONE working nuclear warhead..! I wouldn’t mind transporting and delivering the package BY HAND to the National Assembly Complex. Blow up that shrine of corruption and put an end to this geographical expression!

How can I be alive, a Man of Native God like myself, and idiots and chickens would be stealing me dry both in broad daylight and pitch darkness? The earlier we finalise this geographic divorce the better for we. The clock is ticking. I am already synthesising and enriching Plutonium-239 here in Lagos. Oh yes! If you like go and invite the IAEA and the UN Security Council. Tell them to search and comb all of LAGOS for “clandestine nuclear weapons activities”. They won’t find me. Once I enrich up to weapons grade level (90%), Hiroshima will be child’s play. Nagasaki will be like a game of Nintendo. This country will hear a very Big Bang!!

I don tell una my mind. People wey get ear, make them hear.

Rubbish.

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MAN of NATIVE GOD . . .

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  1. I wish this man success 2 finish his task within 1 week.

  2. Man of native god is a graduate dat sale gala n lacasara around oshodi xpres,n he had bin using china phone,perhaps he jst got himsef nokia xpressmusic.

  3. Wow! I read all d comments, laugh at some, had a second thought bout some; but for real, if dis guy is real to his words, I would gladly appreciate it. Nigerian’s are tired about all this season films we keep watching. In short, nigeria is a movie pls stay tune like one of my broda said.

  4. This is a serious matter ooo…Even if this guy is joking, i consider this a very big threat, because if a citizen could think of doing this to his legislative, then something will surely happen some day,Frustration at its apex… Akwai matsala.

  5. It might sound like joke to some people and it will sound serious to the wise once because when a hardship situation clamatize to a certain degree nobody can interpret what wil happen next. if he hard said it just to happen fun then think about many angree individuals out there do you know there mind? security wise is zero am advising you all to stop passing around national assembly ground, aso rock if you hear dis advice make u use zam well ooooo…. i don tel you my own

  6. He shud do it pls,I for one don’t care abt d lives of dose thieves after the national assembly aso rock,GEJ, and his family members should follow suit

  7. My friend please use ordinary missiles. Coz if u use a nuclear weapon it will destroy the whole of abuja

  8. ekpalek ekpalek

    I wish it was,nt a dream???

  9. Man of native am 100% bhind u

  10. Y not……
    Its about time we decide the way forward.
    If he wont, I will….
    Sm1 has to kill them all, the sooner we start the beta.
    Its all a mata of time….

  11. This man has watched too much star wars film….he is definitely not serious at all. just quoting all these types of millitary hardware does not qualify you for \a builder of nuclear weapons or even the capabilkity of enriching it….i think this is another faruk joker.

  12. Him try! Buh no be dey end of dey corruption for dis country.

  13. Dude if. U hv got d mind and all dat it takes, go ahead guyz r wit u . Dat’s why I hate Boko Haram cos dey are’nt getting d right target…d Nass and d law makers shld be their real target if there must be change. Not really individually but in sum, I mean where the law making and ammendment are surposed to be taking place… Guy if u have got d gods go ahead u hv really gotten d real target point! Wen they are blown up, next law makers will never be jokers!!!

  14. From all indications,They are not ruling on our behalf.All the politician only have but one mission,looot until there is nothing left.It is now a daily looting.Nuclear weapon is the only solution,since they have all defied the law and law enforcements.

  15. MAY GOD HELP US…..PLZ MY BROTHER JUST KNOW THAT DARKNESS IS NOT THE SOLUTION FOR DARKNESS AND CAN NEVER BE…..USE YOUR SKILLS TO DO GOOD AND IT WILL BRING YOU GOOD THAT WILL OVER-RULE EVIL…PRAY AND WORK WITH THE FEAR OF GOD….GOD WILL SURELY HELP US ALL THAT TRUST IN HIM. AMEN!

  16. anthony onwordi

    will wiping out the thieves in the dome end stealing???
    Lets face it. to teach a lesson and show how angry we are and how we are tempted to react, my man is good but this does not solve our problem. punitive measures good but corrective measures, better. pls think again and restrategise.

  17. Er genius, u 4got to factor in d nuclear fallout impact on the environment after your warhead detonates… Oh, Right. You’ll be dead and your living relatives will all become genetically altered freaks…. Just saying…

  18. Everything is a joke in Nigeria!
    Boko Haram,Umaru Dikko saga,Oteh vs Hembe,fight by Senators,Vessels n Airplanes disappearances,dead nigerians on d streets
    We’d soon laugh last whn its our turn
    Not my portion I guess?
    Then whose poeprtion is it?

  19. Is this guy high????

  20. Man of native God, God wil bless u. Pls bow it fast so others can learn lessons for it,I really wish it was real, U re good writer

  21. Lol…. Let’s continue to pray I believe that act will punish the innocent in that place, rather God can do a fishing out himself, this country is so tiring cos no better place here

  22. it has been clearly identified dat GEJ is d leada of all dis boko haram. now tryin 2 boko haram d nigran econmy 2geda wit all those useless arm of gvmnt.

  23. Once you reach the desired weapons grade level, let me know – I will help you deliver the parcel in a manner that will archieve maximum effect! Its about time these chickens are roasted.

  24. Can’t believe Nigerians. Apart from the fact that I think he’s bluffing, the environmental impact will affect the country and not just those he intended the nuclear warhead for. All those showing support, have you stopped to ask yourselves why the world tries to stop ppl from creating nuclear weapons? Please surf the ‘net and find out what happened after Hiroshima. If we are yet to get Mr president’s asset declaration and nobody is forcing that, why are we complaining about ppl who are involved in corruption issues? Ending the looting begins from our nuclear(haha) family. If we want to get immediate results, let’s occupy again. It helped our nation b4 and might well work again.

  25. Bros, wetin you dey wait for!

  26. Oh boy! This man dey vax and no be joke o! But I support him, maybe this will sanitize the curruption fumes in the country. Thank you the Man of Native God.

  27. Pls we urge to come out openly and develope our nuclear programme. If u ve d talent. Use it 4gud. Don’t be devil advocate. Leave vergency 4 God. @least tru u, we can become neclear enrich nation.

  28. I’d ve said dat we should all come 2geda but don’t u remba after all d noise 4 fuel subsidy dey called it off. We just need serious prayer and hope d either repent or die off one by one including d “babylooters” Oga nuclear weapon isn’t a joke oh! Don’t do something we ll all regret later. U could blow up d whole country with one war head. God help 9ja!

  29. To stamp out corruption we need a attitudinal rebirth, it is not by any other means than a change of hearts and ways of life.

  30. We nigeria must try our effort in building weapons.

  31. Man of Native God, curroption is everywhere in nigeria okey fta national assembly wl be state assembly latr ministries & schls, market squires, villages & families including ur veryself. Only Almighty God has de answer 2 nigerian’s curroption. Tink again.

  32. Man of Native God, i hereby plea on behalf of all those livin g in Abuja; do not use nuclear weapons against them. many innocent people died in Hiroshima, and survivors were left deformed for life due to radioactivity. you’re knowledgeable, so i know that you understand what i’m saying; the effects of a nuclear weapon aren’t just felt in the immediate destruction it would cause, it leaves residue which would cause mutations in human DNA; pregnant women would give birth to deformed children, and it won’t just be suffered by one generation. As long as people remain in that area, their DNA will be affected, and once DNA is changed, it remains so.
    A viable alternative is a guided missile. You could fire that from anywhere in the world and hit your target. During the war (Biaffra), these things were produced here and used successfuly. A hellfire missile is a good option, but it’s rather ‘specific’ and there might be survivors, and you’d have to launch it from an aircraft anyway, and you might be shot down. so, kindly come up with something that can hit them from your base in Lagos without collateral damage, because you really wouldn’t want fellow masses who’re suffering to die with them, or would you?

  33. One day!we go hav solution 4 our problems inshah Allah.1 day…

  34. Lolzzz,if u blow it up they will use ur money n build it up in d next 2months hahahahhahhh

  35. jideonwo chinyere

    The truth is,I don’t blame the man,he is speaking his mind&saying what is paining him.the is high rate of anger&frustration in nigeria.if d resouces of dis country re nt visible,it would ve been good bt dis country is so blessed But has nothing to offer.

  36. To say the least,this article ought not to have been published,its too emotional and dramatic. To begin with,what does the guy think a weapon of mass destruction is? A toy? I bet he’s read too many novels or watched a lot of series.
    You intend to drop it on the Natl Assembly? Is everyone there corrupt or the innocent few we have there are collateral damage? Its pple like you that are the problem with this country,not a single thought before acting,you just go in shooting blindly,without a care!
    I don’t doubt you could have the so called plutonium-239,but I wonder how you are protecting urself from the radiation it emits,forget what u see on the movies o! Radiation exposure is the worst thing that can happen to an individual!!!
    Till today,its often said that America regrets what ever happened @ hiroshima and Nagazaki during WW2,and the effect of the bomb still resonates till today(caused by radiation fallout)
    I guess this doesn’t matter dude abi? Ur quest to kill em all has closed ur eyes to all of this,God’s mercy on you
    Like I said,we give credence and audience to things we shouldn’t,but I guess talk is free and cheap!

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