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JAMB EXPO QUESTIONS – HILARIOUS

 

I got this via a BlackBerry broadcast. Thought you’d like it in the spirit of JAMB
EXPO FOR JAMB QUESTIONS TO EXPECT TODAY:
1. If white rice is white, jollof rice is what?
2. How many times have you written this exam?
3.At what age did GEJ started wearing shoe?
4.W hich Nigerian artist now wash cars in kanye west garage?
5.what are the names of the two people shaking hands when you put on a Nokia phone?
6.complete with the appropriate word (wiz kid) oya oya ___ your mummy. A. axe B.hask C.ask
7.Each of the following causes death Except A. Mouth Odour B. Armpit Intoxication C. Rat poison D. Boko Haram
8.How old were you the last time Arsenal won a trophy??
9.What’s A Toilet To Ladies? (A) Convenience (B) Photo Studio
10.Who pour water inside CoCOnut??
11.What is the past tense of BROKE?
12. What is the relationship btw fuel subsidy and GEJ, Okonjo Iweala, Sanusi Lamido and OCUPPY NAIJA?
13. Why do Nigerians look forward to the First Lady, Dame Patience speech?

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11 comments

  1. LWKMD. Awon questions toh bahd!

  2. Japheth…. too gbaaaaaski

  3. On point no ni!

  4. Anyone that crams this expo would surely have 340 in jamb.

  5. Help help help, pls i forget to sd my english lang and is purple (b)
    if some one that he can help me.pls my seat numb is 129,center no 20614.exam no 20614129,exam town is ilorin west exam center name is queen elizabeth ilorin. pls. help help help.

  6. Japh is truly gbes and gbaski!

  7. Ur questions r so meaningful. Pls try 2 do dt too during d putme period.

  8. Na real xpo b dis wey go lead 2 400 4 pass mark

  9. Harbimbolar tunde

    Pls i need ur help 4 get me corrct jamb expo

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