I saw this on a friend’s wall on Facebook. Thought you’d like it.
15. If you have worked in a company for 10years
14. when you fail maths and english in WAEC….
13. If you slap a military man
12. if your Car spends more time at the mechanic
than on the road
11. If you are sweating under heavy rainfall
10. When you are posted to work under suicide bomber after NYSC camp
9. You are under cover in the midst of boko
haram and your phone starts ringing “LET SOMEBODY
8. When you mistake super glue for vaseline
7. Even after photo-shopping you still look damn
6. When you vomit pounded yam and egusi in church
during a 3 day fasting and prayer service .
5. If Lionel Messi catches you on the field of play
4. When you rape a military man’s only child.
3. When a Rat eats your name out of all your original
2. When your only child joins d Nigerian police force
1. When you get stuck in an elevator with a boko
haram suicide bomber.
Via Seye Adejuwon on Facebook
You know it’s a joke right?