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KORIKULUM VINTAYE by James Lisandro

Lafter Konsept is receiving nominations for the Annual Employee Awards (Holding on the 20th of December, 2010 AD).

WE HOWEVER HAVE TO PUBLISH A SAMPLE OF THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL NOMINATIONS WE HAVE RECEIVED SO FAR.

This particular CV was sent by the nominee himself for the award of the most competitive employee of the year in Nigeria (category A).

KORIKULUM VINTAYE

OBJEKTIF

TO BECOME A POLITICAL GODFATHER, LOOT TRILLIONS OF NAIRA AND OWN HALF OF ALL THE HOUSES IN A STATE.

PASONA DATA

MY NAME: KARONWI JUDAS AJANLEKOKO esq.

ADIRESS: #1, ST. SIKIRATU STREET, OFF ENGR. MALLAM CRESCENT, DR. OSUPA YINUS WAY, OKOKOMAIKO AREA, LAGOS STATE.

BUYDAY: FEBRUARY 28 1971

FONE NO: 0701-419-6419

EMALE: BUMPER2BUMPER@YAHOO.COM, OMOOLOPE@LIVE.COM

STATUS: MARRYD

NASIONALITI: NAIJIRIAN

RILIJION: HERBAL IBILE (TEWE TEGBO)

CESC: MALE

EDUCASHION

PRAMARI: TWINKU TWINKU LITU STAR SCHOOL 1, OJA OJE, IBADAN

SEKONDRY: FREKUENSY JUINIOR & SUINIOR GIRAMA (Govt. Approval under process), BERE, IBADAN

UNIVASITY: KOLAWOLE ELEJA TEKNICAL SCHOOL 2, ODINJO, IB.

(FORST KLASS 5.00)

WORK ESPIRIENS

N.U.R.T.W. IB/N OJOO-U.I.-BERE-MOLETE UNIT (4)

N.U.R.T.W. IB/SW BONNAFIDE ESCO (6YRS)

ADEDIBU BOYS ASSISTAN GANG CLERK (2YRS)

TOKYO FIGHTERS MACHET & NIFE PERSONNEL (1YR)

OLOLU (IBADAN) MASKURADE MONEY COLLECTOR (1YR)

HOBBIES

FIGHTING, PLAYING POOL, LOTTO, TETE, UP CHELSEA, IGBO, 33, GUINESS, HARP, GULDER, DRY GIN, ETC.

SKILLS & ABILITIES

ABILITY TO PLAY FOOTBALL (MONKEY POST)

ABILITY TO MO DA RU

AREA BOY

CARNIVAL ORGANIZING

REMARKABLE EXPLOIT (Why the Nominee deserves this award)

BEFORE, BEFORE, I USED TO STEAL BUT NOW I DO POLITICS

BEFORE BEFORE, I USED TO DO JAZZ BUT NOW I BREAK BOTTLES

MOMENT OF LIFE INSPIRATION

THE DAY I SURVIVED THE BREAKING OF 15BOTTLES OF BIG STOUTS ON MY HEAD.

We are tempted to dispose his entry through our dustbin but we hear complaints. And, since we intend to be as transparent and as unprejudiced as possible in our judgements, we will leave you to do this one. Please, should he be considered for the nominations?

If YES vote him in or vote otherwise via your comments. Thank You.

Olumoraks for MGS.

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  1. Infact…over qualification is worrying,abeg na him get the award joor

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