Lafter Konsept is receiving nominations for the Annual Employee Awards (Holding on the 20th of December, 2010 AD).
WE HOWEVER HAVE TO PUBLISH A SAMPLE OF THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL NOMINATIONS WE HAVE RECEIVED SO FAR.
This particular CV was sent by the nominee himself for the award of the most competitive employee of the year in Nigeria (category A).
TO BECOME A POLITICAL GODFATHER, LOOT TRILLIONS OF NAIRA AND OWN HALF OF ALL THE HOUSES IN A STATE.
MY NAME: KARONWI JUDAS AJANLEKOKO esq.
ADIRESS: #1, ST. SIKIRATU STREET, OFF ENGR. MALLAM CRESCENT, DR. OSUPA YINUS WAY, OKOKOMAIKO AREA, LAGOS STATE.
BUYDAY: FEBRUARY 28 1971
FONE NO: 0701-419-6419
EMALE: BUMPER2BUMPER@YAHOO.COM, OMOOLOPE@LIVE.COM
RILIJION: HERBAL IBILE (TEWE TEGBO)
PRAMARI: TWINKU TWINKU LITU STAR SCHOOL 1, OJA OJE, IBADAN
SEKONDRY: FREKUENSY JUINIOR & SUINIOR GIRAMA (Govt. Approval under process), BERE, IBADAN
UNIVASITY: KOLAWOLE ELEJA TEKNICAL SCHOOL 2, ODINJO, IB.
(FORST KLASS 5.00)
N.U.R.T.W. IB/N OJOO-U.I.-BERE-MOLETE UNIT (4)
N.U.R.T.W. IB/SW BONNAFIDE ESCO (6YRS)
ADEDIBU BOYS ASSISTAN GANG CLERK (2YRS)
TOKYO FIGHTERS MACHET & NIFE PERSONNEL (1YR)
OLOLU (IBADAN) MASKURADE MONEY COLLECTOR (1YR)
FIGHTING, PLAYING POOL, LOTTO, TETE, UP CHELSEA, IGBO, 33, GUINESS, HARP, GULDER, DRY GIN, ETC.
SKILLS & ABILITIES
ABILITY TO PLAY FOOTBALL (MONKEY POST)
ABILITY TO MO DA RU
REMARKABLE EXPLOIT (Why the Nominee deserves this award)
BEFORE, BEFORE, I USED TO STEAL BUT NOW I DO POLITICS
BEFORE BEFORE, I USED TO DO JAZZ BUT NOW I BREAK BOTTLES
MOMENT OF LIFE INSPIRATION
THE DAY I SURVIVED THE BREAKING OF 15BOTTLES OF BIG STOUTS ON MY HEAD.
We are tempted to dispose his entry through our dustbin but we hear complaints. And, since we intend to be as transparent and as unprejudiced as possible in our judgements, we will leave you to do this one. Please, should he be considered for the nominations?
If YES vote him in or vote otherwise via your comments. Thank You.
Olumoraks for MGS.
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